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Products They Should've Licensed Me For!

When a popular health magazine decided to put out a special publication on makin' babies, they should've considered calling it The Licensable Bear™ Guide to Bearing Children. Not that that's a great title, mind you, but it's better than the conflicted message in calling it a Prevention Guide: How to Get Pregnant

Chips

Appliances

Drink

Magazine

Toast

Peaches

Cheesy snack

Post Office

Jimmies

Toy car

Beef jerky

Granola

Juice

Candy bar

Snack

Monitor

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