Products They Should've Licensed Me For!
makers of Rap Snacks potato chips should have gotten me to represent
their "Back at the Ranch Flavored Chips". Now, it's not that
I'm a master of the mike capable of laying down phat trax (although
I probably could be if I tried; it seems like something which
would be within my skill set.) It's because without me, they
instead went with theUniversal recording artists known as Dirty.
Now, these folks may be raptastic, but really, who wants a food
product with the word "Dirty" on it in big letters. Can you see
walking into the store and asking if they have those dirty chips?
"No, but we have some smutty popcorn!"
Besides, I could have told them that it isn't true that "Education
is Knowledge". While the concepts are not unrelated, the
difference between the process and the product is of import
people who have knowledge.
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