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Products They Should've Licensed Me For!

 
I'd be willing to endorse Kellogg's Low Fat Granola without Raisins, but only if they change the name of the product to Licensable Bear™'s Low Fat Granola without Fried Liver. After all, if you're going to list the ingredients that aren't included, you might as well focus on the ones that most people hate.

Chips

Appliances

Drink

Magazine

Toast

Peaches

Cheesy snack

Post Office

Jimmies

Toy car

Beef jerky

Granola

Juice

Candy bar

Snack

Monitor

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