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Usually I wouldn’t try to muscle in on another spokesperson’s product. However, despite the amount of respect that I have for H. Kitty, she just doesn’t have the hardcore carnivorous bent that says "beef jerky" to me. Wouldn’t this be better if it were Licensable Bear™’s Hello Kitty Beef Jerky?

 
 
 

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