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I’d be willing to endorse Kellogg’s Low Fat Granola without Raisins, but only if they change the name of the product to Licensable Bearâ„¢’s Low Fat Granola without Fried Liver. After all, if you’re going to list the ingredients that aren’t included, you might as well focus on the ones that most people hate.

 
 
 

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