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The folks at HomeStyle Dinners need to license me, not for their entire pre-packaged Thanksgiving dinner, but just for the “Cranberry Sauce with Apples and Pears” that it contains. If they renamed it “Licensable Bearâ„¢ Sauce”, then perhaps customers wouldn’t be so shocked when they saw that the first ingredient in this supposed Cranberry/Apple/Pear concoction was, well, look for yourself…

 
 
 

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