The folks at HomeStyle Dinners need to license me, not for their entire pre-packaged Thanksgiving dinner, but just for the “Cranberry Sauce with Apples and Pears” that it contains. If they renamed it “Licensable Bear™ Sauce”, then perhaps customers wouldn’t be so shocked when they saw that the first ingredient in this supposed Cranberry/Apple/Pear concoction was, well, look for yourself…