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Perhaps Private Beach Peach Licensable Bear™ Drink doesn’t trip easily off the tongue (despite that bit of Cockneyesque rhyming slang that starts it off), but it would be better than having Thirst Wave in the name. Do you really want a drink that promises you a wave of exactly the thing you’re trying to eliminate?

 
 
 

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