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These guys almost got it right. They were smart enough to hire on a bear-style character to represent their product.

Unfortunately, cuddly li’l Bimbo, nice guy though he may be, has a name problem. Putting "Bimbo" in big letters on your product is like shouting at the customer "you’re buying pre-made toast because you’re too stupid to figure out the recipe."

 
 
 

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