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peaches

     
 

The folks at the Signature Fruit Company should have licensed me for their cling peaches, rather than using their "Nature’s Orchard" brand…

….because then people wouldn’t be asking "hey, how did that oh so natural orchard get polluted with Splenda brand sweetener?"


Or maybe the sweetener company should’ve hired me as their spokescritter!

 
 
 

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