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Had the folks at Yummy Choice hired me and made these Licensable Bear™ Snack, they wouldn’t have needed to have the words "yummy" and "wonderful" each twice on the front of the package. This "crunch n crispy" snack could have had me distract people from the fact that, due to advanced snack technology, each piece somehow contains more than seven times its weight in fat!

 
 
 

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